Animals R-Z
Check out some kid-friendly jokes about wild animals. Each joke has a great illustration. Can you guess the answer?
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What is a raccoon's favourite food?
What is a raccoon's favourite food?
Junk food!
Junk food!
What did the raccoon say when he took the rubbish bin?
What did the raccoon say when he took the rubbish bin?
It's a steal!
It's a steal!
What do red pandas like cooking in?
What do red pandas like cooking in?
A pan! Duh!
A pan! Duh!
What does a red panda eat for breakfast?
What does a red panda eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
Panda-cakes!
What do you get when you cross a sloth and a porcupine?
What do you get when you cross a sloth and a porcupine?
A slow-poke!
A slow-poke!
What do you get when you cross a snow leopard and a sloth?
What do you get when you cross a snow leopard and a sloth?
A slow leopard!
A slow leopard!
What did the sloth say to its unhappy friend?
What did the sloth say to its unhappy friend?
Just hang in there!
Just hang in there!
What food does a sloth never eat?
What food does a sloth never eat?
Fast food!
Fast food!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!
Jungle bells!
Why do tigers have stripes?
Why do tigers have stripes?
They don't want to be spotted!
They don't want to be spotted!
What did the Big Bad Wolf do after exercising?
What did the Big Bad Wolf do after exercising?
He huffed and puffed!
He huffed and puffed!
How do wolves eat their food?
How do wolves eat their food?
They wolf it down!
They wolf it down!
What do you call a wolf with a fever?
What do you call a wolf with a fever?
A hot dog!
A hot dog!
What is a wolf's favourite time of year?
What is a wolf's favourite time of year?
The howl-idays!
The howl-idays!
Which animal would win a fight - a zebra or a kangaroo?
Which animal would win a fight - a zebra or a kangaroo?
The zebra. It has too many black belts.
The zebra. It has too many black belts.
What did the zebra say before leaving?
What did the zebra say before leaving?
I'll be white black!
I'll be white black!
Why don't zebras like colouring books?
Why don't zebras like colouring books?
They don't like staying between the lions! (lions)
They don't like staying between the lions! (lions)
Why is it hard to sell a toy zebra?
Why is it hard to sell a toy zebra?
You can't find the barcode!
You can't find the barcode!
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