Where do horses go when they are sick?
Where do horses go when they are sick?
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To the horse-pital!
To the horse-pital!
Which animal keeps the best time?
Which animal keeps the best time?
A watch-dog!
A watch-dog!
What is a sheep's favourite sport?
Baaadminton!
Baaadminton!
Why can't you keep a secret on a farm?
Why can't you keep a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
At the quack of dawn!
Where do cows go for fun?
Where do cows go for fun?
To the mooovies!
To the mooovies!
What horse can jump higher than a house?
All of them! Houses can't jump!
All of them! Houses can't jump!
How did the hen feel after laying an egg?
Egg-cited!
Egg-cited!
Why did the hen join the band?
Why did the hen join the band?
Because she had the drumsticks!
Because she had the drumsticks!
Why are pigs good at karate?
Why are pigs good at karate?
They have pork chops!
They have pork chops!
What do ducks say when they buy lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
Put it on my bill!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bour!
A neigh-bour!
What did the hot pig say?
I'm bacon! (baking)
I'm bacon! (baking)
Why do pigs eat so many French fries?
Because they won't eat the HAMburgers!
Because they won't eat the HAMburgers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows don't who. Cows moo!
Cows don't who. Cows moo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Go to the shop and buy some milk!
Go to the shop and buy some milk!
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