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Reptile Jokes
Why did the rabbit bring carrots to school?
For a quick snack attack!
What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What do rabbits say before a race?
Lettuce begin!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What
kind of dance do rabbits like
?
Hip-hop!
How did the rabbit feel when he got a trampoline?Â
Hoppy!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeak-ers!
What did the hamster say to his friend?
You're wheel-y great!
Why
did the mouse run away from the river?
She was scared of the catfish!
What is a mouse's favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a guinea pig with three eyes?
A guinea piiig!
What do mice say when they meet for the first time?
Mice to meet you!
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