Animals E-K
Check out some kid-friendly jokes about wild animals. Each joke has a great illustration. Can you guess the answer?
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What is an eagle's favourite game?
What is an eagle's favourite game?
Beak-a-boo!
Beak-a-boo!
How big is an eagle?
How big is an eagle?
Bigger than a C-gull and a D-gull!
Bigger than a C-gull and a D-gull!
What's the difference between a fly and an eagle?
What's the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
What do you call an eagle that likes the ocean?
What do you call an eagle that likes the ocean?
A sea-gle!
A sea-gle!
What do you call an elephant with a very long trunk?
What do you call an elephant with a very long trunk?
A smell-o-phant!
A smell-o-phant!
Why doesn't an elephant use a computer?
Why doesn't an elephant use a computer?
Because it's scared of the mouse!
How do elephants talk to each other?
How do elephants talk to each other?
By ele-phone!
By ele-phone!
What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair?
What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair?
Time to get a new chair!
Time to get a new chair!
What do you get when an elephant skydives?
What do you get when an elephant skydives?
A big hole in the ground!
A big hole in the ground!
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
Big holes all over Australia!
What did the mother elephant say to her naughty baby?
What did the mother elephant say to her naughty baby?
Tusk-tusk!
Tusk-tusk!
Why did the little elephant shout?
Why did the little elephant shout?
It wanted to be herd. (heard)
It wanted to be herd. (heard)
What do you call when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
What do you call when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs!
Bacon and legs!
What do you call a giraffe king?
What do you call a giraffe king?
Your highness!
Your highness!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a hippo?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a hippo?
A hippo-paws-amus!
A hippo-paws-amus!
What do you call a hippo on one leg?
What do you call a hippo on one leg?
A hoppo!
A hoppo!
Why isn't it fun to play games with a jaguar?
Why isn't it fun to play games with a jaguar?
Because it becomes a cheetah! (cheater)
Because it becomes a cheetah! (cheater)
What is a jaguar's favourite toy?
What is a jaguar's favourite toy?
A jagsaw puzzle!
A jagsaw puzzle!
What is a koala's favourite drink?
What is a koala's favourite drink?
Koala cola!
Koala cola!
How do koalas keep cool in summer?
How do koalas keep cool in summer?
With bear-conditioning!
With bear-conditioning!
What do Komodo dragons put on their floors?
What do Komodo dragons put on their floors?
Rep-tiles!
Rep-tiles!
What do you call a Komodo dragon in Japan?
What do you call a Komodo dragon in Japan?
A kimono dragon!
A kimono dragon!
Why do mummy kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do mummy kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids need to play inside!
Because the kids need to play inside!
What is a kangaroo's favourite sweet?
What is a kangaroo's favourite sweet?
Lollihops!
Lollihops!
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