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Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
What's a dog's favourite instrument?
What's a dog's favourite instrument?
A trom-bone!
A trom-bone!
What did the dog say when he saw a bone?
What did the dog say when he saw a bone?
That's paw-some!
That's paw-some!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
A labracadabrador!
Why did the dog chase its tail?
Why did the dog chase its tail?
It wanted to make ends meet!
It wanted to make ends meet!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
A friend you can count on.
What do you call a cat that sings?
What do you call a cat that sings?
A meow-sician!
A meow-sician!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
Mice Krispies!
Why did the cat study so hard?
Why did the cat study so hard?
To get purrfect grades!
To get purrfect grades!
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
It was scared of its bark!
It was scared of its bark!
What is a dance party for cats called?
What is a dance party for cats called?
A fur ball!
A fur ball!
Why did the cat sit at the computer?
Why did the cat sit at the computer?
He wanted to watch the mouse!
He wanted to watch the mouse!
What is a cat's favourite dessert?
What is a cat's favourite dessert?
Mice cream!
Mice cream!
What's a cat's favourite colour?
What's a cat's favourite colour?
Purr-ple!
Purr-ple!
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