Easy to understand and illustrated kid-friendly jokes about food!
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What was the snowman doing in the supermarket?
Picking its nose!
Why did the tomato stay after school?
To ketchup on its homework!
Why do beets always win a race?
Because they are un-beat-able!
What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese!
What do you get when there is a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
What did the tomato say to its girlfriend?
I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
Why was the chocolate bar running?
Because it was choco-late!
What do you call French bread at the beach?
French toast!
What is a duck's favourite snack?
Quackers!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food!
Why was the tomato embarrassed?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What kind of fruit teaches the Good News?
A peach-er!
What do you get when you cross a horse and a vegetable?
A uni-corn!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well!
What is a twin's favourite food?
Pears! (pairs)
What is the scariest fruit?
Boo-berries!
What fast food does a frog eat?
French flies and a croak!
Did you hear about the apples that just got married?
They lived appley ever after!
What is a hot dog called in winter?
A chilly dog!
Why did the pod run to the toilet?
It had to pea! (pee)
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do you call a peanut in space?
An astro-nut!
What did the ketchup say to the hot dog?
Nice to meat you!
Why did the melon jump into the pool?
It wanted to be a watermelon!
What kind of table can you eat?
A vege-table!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
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