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Cat and Dog Jokes      Rabbit and Rodent Jokes      Reptile Jokes     

Why don't fish play basketball?

They are scared of the net!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

Why did the fish get in trouble?

He dropped out of school!

Where do fish sleep?

In a water bed!

What did the fish say to his girlfriend?

You're fin-tastic!

Why was the fish in the circus?

It was a clownfish!

What is a baby parrot's favourite game?

Beak-a-boo!

Why did the sick bird go to the doctor?

For tweet-ment!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot, silly!

What does a parrot wear to the beach?

A beak-ini! (bikini)

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