Animals A-D
Check out some kid-friendly jokes about wild animals. Each joke has a great illustration. Can you guess the answer?
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What kind of fish does an anteater like?
What kind of fish does an anteater like?
Ant-chovies! (anchovies)
Ant-chovies! (anchovies)
Why is an anteater never invited to family parties?
Why is an anteater never invited to family parties?
Because it's an aunt-eater!
Because it's an aunt-eater!
Where does an anteater go to eat?
Where does an anteater go to eat?
To a restaur-ant!
To a restaur-ant!
Why don't anteaters get Covid?
Why don't anteaters get Covid?
Because they have anty-bodies!
Because they have anty-bodies!
Where does a badger keep its clothes?
Where does a badger keep its clothes?
In a claw-set!
In a claw-set!
What did the badger say about its new home?
What did the badger say about its new home?
I dig it!
I dig it!
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call bears with no ears?
B's
B's
What is a bear's favourite food?
What is a bear's favourite food?
Blue-beary pie!
Blue-beary pie!
How do bears travel?
How do bears travel?
By bear-o-plane!
By bear-o-plane!
What do you call a cold bear?
What do you call a cold bear?
A brrr!
A brrr!
What did the river say to the beaver?
What did the river say to the beaver?
Water you doing?
Water you doing?
What is a beaver's favourite snack?
What is a beaver's favourite snack?
Ice chips!
Ice chips!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?
A croc-a-doodle-doo!
A croc-a-doodle-doo!
What do you call a crocodile that steals?
What do you call a crocodile that steals?
A crook-o-dile!
A crook-o-dile!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a frog?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a frog?
A croak-o-dile!
A croak-o-dile!
How many legs does a crocodile have?
How many legs does a crocodile have?
That depends. How many people did it eat?
That depends. How many people did it eat?
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