Animals L-Q
Check out some kid-friendly jokes about wild animals. Each joke has a great illustration. Can you guess the answer?
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Where does a snow leopard go to the toilet?
Where does a snow leopard go to the toilet?
In a spotty!
How do you spot a leopard?
How do you spot a leopard?
You don't. They're born that way.
You don't. They're born that way.
How does a lion greet a zebra?
How does a lion greet a zebra?
Pleased to eat you!
Pleased to eat you!
Why don't lions like fast food?
Why don't lions like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
Because they can't catch it!
What is a moose's favourite dessert?
What is a moose's favourite dessert?
Why, mousse, of course!
Why, mousse, of course!
What do you call a moose that plays piano?
What do you call a moose that plays piano?
A moose-ician!
A moose-ician!
What do you call a moose movie star?
What do you call a moose movie star?
Famoose!
Famoose!
How do you know the difference between a cow and a moose?
How do you know the difference between a cow and a moose?
One moos, the other moose!
One moos, the other moose!
What did one mountain lion say to the other when chasing a hiker?
What did one mountain lion say to the other when chasing a hiker?
Stop playing with your food!
Stop playing with your food!
Why can't you trust a mountain lion?
Why can't you trust a mountain lion?
Because they're always lion. (lyin')
Because they're always lion. (lyin')
What do you call an orangutan on the phone?
What do you call an orangutan on the phone?
A who-rang-utan?
A who-rang-utan?
Why did the orangutan go to the doctor?
Why did the orangutan go to the doctor?
Because the banana wasn't peeling very well!
Because the banana wasn't peeling very well!
Which side of an orangutan has more hair?
Which side of an orangutan has more hair?
The outside!
The outside!
What do orangutans get when sitting in the sun?
What do orangutans get when sitting in the sun?
An orangu-tan!
An orangu-tan!
Why is 'panda' easy to spell?
Why is 'panda' easy to spell?
Because all you need is a P and A!
Because all you need is a P and A!
What do you call a group of sick pandas?
What do you call a group of sick pandas?
A panda-emic!
A panda-emic!
Why do pandas like old movies?
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they're in black and white.
Because they're in black and white.
What goes black-white-black-white?
What goes black-white-black-white?
A panda rolling downhill!
A panda rolling downhill!
What do you call a platypus on wheels?
What do you call a platypus on wheels?
A platy-bus!
A platy-bus!
What do you call a platypus with 8 legs?
What do you call a platypus with 8 legs?
An oct-ypus!
An oct-ypus!
What do you call a cross between a platypus and a cat?
What do you call a cross between a platypus and a cat?
A platypussy!
A platypussy!
What do you call a platypus that is hit by a car?
What do you call a platypus that is hit by a car?
A splatty-pus!
A splatty-pus!
What do you call a polar bear at the beach?
What do you call a polar bear at the beach?
A solar bear!
A solar bear!
Why do polar bears have fur coats?
Why do polar bears have fur coats?
Because it's too cold for a jacket!
Because it's too cold for a jacket!
Where do polar bears go to dance?
Where do polar bears go to dance?
At a snow ball!
At a snow ball!
Why don't polar bears wear socks?
Why don't polar bears wear socks?
They walk in bear feet! (bare feet!)
They walk in bear feet! (bare feet!)
What do you get when you cross a duck and a quokka?
What do you get when you cross a duck and a quokka?
A quakka!
A quakka!
What is a quokka's favourite snack?
What is a quokka's favourite snack?
Cheese and quokkers!
Cheese and quokkers!
What do you get when you cross a quokka and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a quokka and a rooster?
A quokka-doodle-doo!
A quokka-doodle-doo!
What do you get when you cross a quokka and a crocodile?
What do you get when you cross a quokka and a crocodile?
A quokka-dile!
A quokka-dile!
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