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What do lizards like to eat with a burger?
What do lizards like to eat with a burger?
French flies!
French flies!
What do lizards like on the kitchen floor?
What do lizards like on the kitchen floor?
Rep-tiles!
Rep-tiles!
What do you call a lizard in the snow?
What do you call a lizard in the snow?
A blizzard!
A blizzard!
What is a reptile's favourite game?
What is a reptile's favourite game?
Hide and sneak!
Hide and sneak!
What does a baby snake want at bedtime?
What does a baby snake want at bedtime?
A goodnight hiss! (kiss)
A goodnight hiss! (kiss)
What kind of photos to turtles like to take?
What kind of photos to turtles like to take?
Shellfies! (selfies)
Shellfies! (selfies)
What did teacher say to the noisy snakes at the library?
What did teacher say to the noisy snakes at the library?
Sssss!
Sssss!
What do snails say when they ride on a turtle?
What do snails say when they ride on a turtle?
Wheeee!
Wheeee!
Why don't turtles eat McDonald's?
Why don't turtles eat McDonald's?
They can't eat fast food!
They can't eat fast food!
When is a turtle not a turtle?
When is a turtle not a turtle?
When its a shell-fish!
When its a shell-fish!
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